diff --git a/hosts/lolcathost/default.nix b/hosts/lolcathost/default.nix
index be8db92..dbdaba0 100755
--- a/hosts/lolcathost/default.nix
+++ b/hosts/lolcathost/default.nix
@@ -15,6 +15,8 @@ in {
     ./hardware-configuration.nix
     (import "${home-manager}/nixos")
 
+    ../modules/bashistrans.nix
+
     ../modules/wm/hyprland.nix
     # ../modules/wm/river.nix
     ../modules/wm/crywl.nix
@@ -100,10 +102,30 @@ in {
     networkmanager.enable = true;
 
     firewall.enable = false;
+
+    # Use CloudFlare's WARP+ 1.1.1.1 DNS service
+    nameservers = [
+      "1.1.1.1#one.one.one.one"
+      "1.0.0.1#one.one.one.one"
+    ];
   };
 
   # ----- SERVICES -----
   services = {
+    # systemd-resolved provides network name resolution
+    # to local processes via a D-Bus interface.
+    resolved = {
+      enable = true;
+      dnssec = "true";
+      domains = ["~."];
+      # Use CloudFlare's WARP+ 1.1.1.1 DNS service
+      fallbackDns = [
+        "1.1.1.1#one.one.one.one"
+        "1.0.0.1#one.one.one.one"
+      ];
+      dnsovertls = "true";
+    };
+
     # Set display manager (login screen)
     displayManager = {
       # sddm relies on pkgs.libsForQt5.qt5.qtgraphicaleffects
@@ -355,22 +377,6 @@ in {
 
     nix-ld.enable = true;
 
-    # I want to use fish as my login shell but it always goes terrible
-    # cause it isn't POSIX compliant, so instead Bash is my login and
-    # will just exec fish (^-^)
-    bash = {
-      blesh.enable = false; # ble.sh replacement for GNU readline
-      completion.enable = true;
-
-      interactiveShellInit = ''
-        if [[ $(${pkgs.procps}/bin/ps --no-header --pid=$PPID --format=comm) != "fish" && -z ''${BASH_EXECUTION_STRING} ]]
-        then
-          shopt -q login_shell && LOGIN_OPTION='--login' || LOGIN_OPTION=""
-          exec ${pkgs.fish}/bin/fish $LOGIN_OPTION
-        fi
-      '';
-    };
-
     # Thunar also uses: `services.tumbler` & `services.gvfs`
     thunar = {
       enable = true;
diff --git a/hosts/modules/bashistrans.nix b/hosts/modules/bashistrans.nix
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..d3b285c
--- /dev/null
+++ b/hosts/modules/bashistrans.nix
@@ -0,0 +1,23 @@
+{pkgs, ...}: {
+  # I want to use fish as my login shell but it always goes terrible
+  # cause it isn't POSIX compliant, so instead Bash is my login and
+  # will just exec fish (^-^)
+  programs.bash = {
+    blesh.enable = false; # ble.sh replacement for GNU readline
+    completion.enable = true;
+
+    interactiveShellInit = ''
+      # help bash transition into a beautiful fish!
+      if [[ -z $CRY_BASH_IS_TRANS ]]
+      then
+        if [[ $(${pkgs.procps}/bin/ps --no-header --pid=$PPID --format=comm) != "fish" && -z ''${BASH_EXECUTION_STRING} ]]
+        then
+          shopt -q login_shell && LOGIN_OPTION='--login' || LOGIN_OPTION=""
+          exec ${pkgs.fish}/bin/fish $LOGIN_OPTION
+        fi
+      fi
+      # bash is trans now! (no more transitioning required)
+      export CRY_BASH_IS_TRANS=true
+    '';
+  };
+}
diff --git a/hosts/myputer/default.nix b/hosts/myputer/default.nix
index d424817..6844dcc 100755
--- a/hosts/myputer/default.nix
+++ b/hosts/myputer/default.nix
@@ -15,6 +15,8 @@ in {
     ./hardware-configuration.nix
     (import "${home-manager}/nixos")
 
+    ../modules/bashistrans.nix
+
     ../modules/wm/hyprland.nix
 
     ../modules/steam.nix