diff --git a/banner b/banner
deleted file mode 100644
index 3b051d0..0000000
--- a/banner
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1 +0,0 @@
-Welcome weary traveller, to my shop...
diff --git a/homes/modules/fish.nix b/homes/modules/fish.nix
index bcc7d77..95ad255 100755
--- a/homes/modules/fish.nix
+++ b/homes/modules/fish.nix
@@ -17,7 +17,14 @@
           complete -f -c dotnet -a "(dotnet complete (commandline -cp))"
         end
 
-        set -g fish_greeting "Welcome weary traveller to my shop"
+        function rand_greet
+          set weary "Welcome weary traveller to my shop"
+          set sad "Do butterflies cry when they're sad?"
+          set greetings "$weary" "$sad"
+          echo -n $greetings[(random 1 (count $greetings))]
+        end
+
+        set -g fish_greeting (rand_greet)
       '';
       plugins = [
         {