diff --git a/homes/modules/fish.nix b/homes/modules/fish.nix
index 95ad255..4e40d9c 100755
--- a/homes/modules/fish.nix
+++ b/homes/modules/fish.nix
@@ -19,8 +19,10 @@
 
         function rand_greet
           set weary "Welcome weary traveller to my shop"
+          set alone "It's dangerous to go alone! Take this."
           set sad "Do butterflies cry when they're sad?"
-          set greetings "$weary" "$sad"
+          set alice "I think Alice is lost..."
+          set greetings "$weary" "$alone" "$sad" "$alice"
           echo -n $greetings[(random 1 (count $greetings))]
         end